October, Age 789: Baby reaches Earth, where he quickly infects Goten and then Gohan. That night, he and Vegeta have a chat about the history of Saiyan/Tsufruian relations, before Baby finally infects him too. Also, evil Gohan blows up Piccolo.

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2021-11-10

The History of Ever archive is up on Reddit. You can read everything from the beginning! The very beginning of the universe! https://t.co/HIMVGXJKzE

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2021-09-11

As mentioned yesterday, the next History of Ever entry will be on Tuesday. From here on out I’ll alternate between three and four entries per week (usually three), with an estimated end date of early December.

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2021-08-06

Age 712: West City College graduate Dr. Briefs invents a revolutionary system for storing objects of any size inside tiny capsules. He then goes on to found a corporation for producing these capsules. Its name escapes me.

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2021-04-07

Age 650: after nearly 100 years collecting dirty books, Roshi adds something else to his collection: the Three-Star Ball he finds on the ocean floor. He eventually passes this on to Bulma a century later, meaning nobody uses Earth’s dragon balls in the meantime.

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2021-03-30

Age 474: by now, Towa’s big brother Dabura had fallen under the wizard Babidi’s thrall and joined his quest to revive Majin Buu. Step 1: check out conditions on Earth, resting place of Buu’s ball. But Dabura doesn’t do it himself. Lord no, he has people for that.

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2021-03-18

Age 461 onward: after Piccolo’s rampage, Mutaito’s two surviving students found rival martial arts schools: the Crane School is dedicated to assassination, while the Turtle School is dedicated to...proper work/life balance and occasionally wearing a heavy shell.

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2021-03-17

10,000,000 Years Ago: Moro, the greatest planet-eater of all time, begins treating U7 as his own personal buffet. He takes out the Iragi Star System and 320 planets before finally being stopped by the Dai-Kaioshin.

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2021-01-21

More than 75,000,000 Years Ago: the Namekians, a race of peaceable slug folk native to U6 and U7, take fragments of Zalama’s planet-sized Wish Orbs and whittle them down into Dragon Balls of a more manageable size.

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2021-01-13