Jaskier: does this sound like Shakira?
(Vine, yes I'm old😂 but it's a popular one, right?) Vine by mielmonster/ miel bredouw.

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Geralt: taking Roach for a walk
Jaskier: Y'all mind if I scooch in there

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Jaskier: Geralt I Crave Violence
Geralt: no.

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Jaskier: is stupid to spite geralt

I was really gonna let this be angst for a second but then i had a better idea

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The Witcher (Netflix) Figures up for pre-order on Amazon

Geralt or Rivia: https://t.co/XQzLUA5Tvg
Jaskier: https://t.co/KsgWO7mKQV
Kikimora: https://t.co/vLWQh2sfP7

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Jaskier ordered matching clothes for Ciri.💕
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Jaskier: Geralt look! Doesn't she look dashing in her new doublet?!
Ciri *giggling*
Geralt: Hmmm..

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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it is doooone!
Jaskier: hey bro your boobs look heavy, I can hold them for you
Gerals: thank bro :D

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“you have the most incredible neck. It’s like a ... a sexy goose.”

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Geralt: [disgusting, stinky, covered in blood, sweat and swamp goop, eyes blackened]
Jaskier:

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Geralt: your singing is like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling
Jaskier:

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