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all he wanted me to do was drip candle wax on his balls then he went into the bathroom and jerked himself off #TheSopranos
drawing an FNF character every day until a new update comes out, day nine
he has not jerked off in 14 years (mans down bad)
#fnf #fridaynightfunkin
If I were Jame Gunn and I reflected on how WB jerked Henry Cavill and Zack Snyder around I'd be wondering how soon I'd be kicked to the curb. But maybe no one is paying attention to the #FireJamesGunn tweets.
Ah, early in the morning and I've got it. Sally has kicked off the pants and went over to grab herself some jerked venison.
Whatever will she do next?
DAY 12: SPIRIT
he hasn't jerked off in 13 years
i actually thought that it was soul prompt time (it wasn't but tomorrow it is so i am very happy about that)
#fridaynightfunkin #CORRUPTOBER2022
@_GREGG_RULZ_OK Marcus jerked himself off Next to his friend as he looked at Gregg's own cock and blushed, he slowly put his free hand on Gregg's thigh and squeezed
whoever made this could have simply jerked off without cursing the world with this abomination
how many times you think Diluc has jerked it over Kaeya in this suit
📖An unusual incident occurred at a toy factory. There was a malfunction on the conveyor, and it jerked, at the same second one of the unfinished toys fell and landed right in the box for sending finished products to the warehouse. 😱...
#NFTs #NFTCommumity
Headcanon: Goemon didn’t have access to any sort of pornography of any kind when he was growing up so he just jerked it to the one piece of erotic art his family owned which was the fisherman’s wife
@GabrielUrbinaTM “This jerked chicken is good, I think I’ll have Fry’s lower horn jerked.”
“It’s used to it! Wooo!”
“Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed? That’s the last straw!”
“First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.”
So Ben Reilly is getting turned into a villain. Just let the man catch a break once! It feels like he's been jerked around for years now!
*my cock would throbb as i jerked my cock fastly in my room i panted hard as i sat down* a-ahhh~