As a thorough instruction manual reader and planner, I admire Poppy's confidence going into anything unfamiliar without preparation... but sometimes it means we have some weirdly assembled furniture. 🤣

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Just when I think that I couldn't possibly love Poppy any more than I currently do, time passes and then I'm convinced that I love her even more than I did before. 😳 Also, yes, we're committed to keeping the same couch for the next 30 years. 😅

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We've been together for years, but sometimes I still need some clarification... 🥰

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Drop everything! Cute animal posts must be shared IMMEDIATELY. There are never regrets. 🥰

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What can I say, my girlfriend just gets more and more attractive every year we're together... 😂

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Not to brag or anything, but I think I might be a literary genius... 💁🏻‍♀️ Okay, stop rolling your eyes, they might get stuck in the back of your head. Happy Valentine's! Poppy and I are sending you all our love! 💕

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After so many years together, while we do enjoy a fancy night out here and there, our consensus is that impromptu casual dates are the best. 🛋💕

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Poppy always asks me to remind her to do things... but what usually ends up happening is that I'll remember that she asked me to remind her to do something but I'll forget what it is... 🤔

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When you've been with your partner so long that you can communicate with each other without a sound through simple gestures... 🥰

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Anyone else spend the entire day being an amateur contortionist and then wonder why their back hurts?

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... Does anyone else suddenly become more pathetic when they know someone is around to take care of them? 😅

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It's Lesbian Visibility Week! Do you know of any great comics made by or starring wonderful women? My favourite from the last few years has to be Bingo Love by .

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Hey, if that's the most efficient way to get a belly rub, then I'm not above trying it out... 😝

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I've found that the key to impressing Poppy during quarantine is to gradually lower the bar every day by wearing sweats and then suddenly dressing up normally. 😆

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“I hope Nilus catches us some fish.”
“He isn’t out there to catch fish, Meela—”

Read page 37 on https://t.co/bLULf5yn8D 🧜‍♀️

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When a straight boy doesn't take the hint and keeps flirting with you

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