One of the loudest eejits in The Glen, you'll definitely hear SHUGGiE before you see him. Fortunately he won't see you! Always shouting at everything and anything but is largely ignored (which makes him shout louder).

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Here's the wild and feral, AUCH, who spends her days tormenting the eejits in the Ootlands. 'Wired to the moon', she's no sooner skirlin' at one eejit before she's off causing a Wild Bagpipe stampede or chasing wee haggis around The Glen.

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Look up to the skies and you'll see DOOGAL (or Doogal Earff to give him his full name). What's he doing?!? He's trying to drawing a map o' The Glen and everything in it. He would be finished by now, if the eejits below would stop moving about!

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HAPPY Easter everyone from all o' the eejits in The GLEN! Have fun, each all the chocolate and put a wee bit o' joy into the world (before your sick after all that chocolatey deliciousness)!
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Another eejit from the OCHAYELAND Clan is WAARGH. He spends most of his day at the cliff tops, skirling and screaming at anything that grabs his attention - passing birds, clouds or that big wave about to crash over them all.
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Here's another eejit that bobs about in Loch Cauldas - say hello to SQUINK. Permanently preoccupied and always pondering life's difficult questions - like where do the fish go to pee?
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Here's DRAYK from the LOWLAND Clan - a creature that's pretty non-plussed about everything. Has a can't be bothered attitude and likes to remain undisturbed in his barely-under-the-surface burrow on the edges of Dunhid Forest.
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Never an eejit more suited to the HIGHLAND Clan than COO. Very loud, very hairy and quiet possibly, very smelly. No-one can tell as his constant screeching drives most eejits away. Maybe his horns are screwed on too tight?!
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Avoid this eejit if you can! EEDLE is a disaster, always running around from one calamity to the next - like the time she forgot to feed the haggis their porridge or wake the sun up in the morning!
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Here's wee FOOG from the LOWLAND Clan - an anxious wee guy who tends to spend his days away from other eejits foraging for plants, bugs and wee beasties. He loves them so much that some have even taken root on his head.
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Say hello to BOWG - a rambunctious rascal that loves running around The Glen robbing food from the eejists, especially the LOWLAND Clan. They make the best his favourite - Stingy Oucher Nettle Cake!
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Meet GEECHER - the not-so-wise ol' eejit of The Glen. Other Chieftains & eejits always come to him for advice, which he happily makes up on the spot (like that one time he invented the newly ancient martial art of eejitsu)!
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Having eyeballs all over yer body makes AI-AI the perfect eejit to look after Wild Bagpipes. Not a single Bagpipe has ever escaped free from fields in the OOTLANDS. Nope not a single one...
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DUNDER is the unintentional leader o' the OOTLAND Clan - a bunch o' misfits from over The Ord Wall. He seemed to have a bit more intelligence than the rest. Likes to rear Wild Bagpipes, much to the annoyance of the other Clans!
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WIPPLE appeared on the shores o' the McGlaikit Isles one Tuesday & didn't know what to do with himself. Trying to help, he caused more damage than help. One day he ended up in a barrel, much to the relief o' the OCHAYELAND Clan.
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Here's MUCHTY - Chieftain o' the OCHAYELAND Clan, the smallest Clan. Fearfully fearless, he will often tell you about the many Nearly Adventures they have almost had across the sea. Well he would, but he's scared of the water!
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Here's ALGA - the no-wise Chieftain o' the often underwater NAELAND Clan. She will listen to her 'adviser' WISEFIN, a dead fish before helping other eejits that may have inadvertently ended up in the bottom o' Loch Cauldas.
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The mystical sea serpent known as The NOO lives in the waters of the NAELAND Clan's home - Loch Cauldas. Extremely helpful and friendly, she will often help the land-locked OCHAYELAND Clan cross the waters on her back.
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Say hello to AGGIE - the craftiest eejit in the LOWLAND Clan. Not that she's smart - she just loves making stuff. She's most proud of her Spoon/Fork combo - now only if she could think o' a name for such a wonderful contraption!
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Here's PIPER - Chieftain o' the Lowland Clan. PIPER loves nothing more than to cook 'wonderful' meals for all The Glen in her Mystical Cauldron o' Grubzup (a cauldron that other eejits constantly add their own 'ingredients' too).
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