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Today's #MinorityMonster is the Whatever Wizard! He'll turn you into whatever you want, it's just one hell of a waiting list.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the Sir Gorgon the #Gender Warrior/Worrier.
More excruciating puns like these in the Book, which is now FULLY FUNDED on kickstarter :D
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Genderfluid Phoenix! Fabled for liking coffee so hot it's actually on fire, and partial to a pumpkin spiced grande gender latte.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #NonBinary Genie! Ones and Zeros are great for machines... not so much for people.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Genderqueer Merperson! Known for swimming through the Shallow Shoals of Gender Presentation to the deep Internal Oceans of Identity, this is one fish many sailors would love to glimpse on the high seas.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Intersex Incubus. It was hard to pick a myth as there's so many misconceptions about them, so I recommend you do some side reading on this rarely talked about, but surprisingly common creature.
Today's #MinorityMonster is King Monarch the trans fairy! If only real life was so simple...
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Today's #MinorityMonster is King Monarch the #trans fairy! And this myth is a double whammy pun.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Gay Valkyrie. With motorcycle leathers made from the Butchest of Bilgesnipe they hold up the heavens~
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Baroness Camp Von Glamour the #Lesbian Harpy is today's magnificent #MinorityMonster. Keep walking straight dudes, just because she wears lipstick doesn't mean she's into you.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is Fukkit the #Demisexual Demigod!
(The joke is that they sometimes won't)
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Asexual Succubus! She won her bakery in a poker game with an evil witch that happened to have a great oven system pre-built in.
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Today’s #MinorityMonster is Reverend Tumbles the Pansexual Satyress. The Officiator of many weddings in Alphabet Soup Land you’d assume she’d be happily married herself, but right now she’s happier single.
Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Pansexual Satyr. From Pan, the Greek God who famously hosted many multi-gendered, wine-fuelled orgies. But just because you're pansexual doesn't mean you have to follow in his footsteps~ be as picky about your partners as you please!
Today’s #MinorityMonster is the #Gay Griffin! Gay originally comes from “Lighthearted or happy” so I hope you wish these two their own Happily Ever After.
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Today's #MinorityMonster is the #Polyamorous dragon! Dragons have many types of hoard, and some of them keep many a fair maiden in their lairs (consensually of course).
If you were a dragon what hoard would you have? 🐲
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