Are you building castles in Called your island "The Chill Kingdom"? We're coming for you!

To hang out, of course.

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I say we weaponize kyuu...koo..cuteness, roight. It will be our Trojan Horse, as you humans say!

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When you're an Orx you don't have to prove your masculinity — you'll remain a badass even if you play

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This's what real men (like us, ORX) really want.
Big trebuchet, powered by a big muscle — das what we call "ozomz"!

P.S. Found boyz wit propa smartz from me warbandz to tyipe propa 'hooman!

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Citizens of The Kingdom — stay vigilant!
Organize a local militia and patrol the areas near your villages and cities — be on a lookout for the orx's scouts and be prepared to leave at a first notice!

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It seems that hard times are ahead of us. But fear not — just remember, that our almighty King will surely protect our Kingdom!

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since the orx are usually dormant for the few days after the New Year — there is a tradition to go and admire the beauty of nature in this short time of peacefulness.

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"Had a nightmare tonight. I taking a part in a strongman tourney. And for some reason there was an orx! And what's terrifying — this wretched thing had won!" — From The King's diary.

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Holidays bring everyone together — doesn't matter if you're a battle hardened King or a child from a poor family!

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Curious and captivating are the inner workings of our Kingdom!

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