I overheard a bunch of middle schoolers visiting the museum and spewing out random bullshit like Skibidi Toilet

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"That's already the fifth time this month... Haven't you learned not to mess with Lynette?"
— Words muttered by Freminet to a vacuum cleaner, overheard by Lyney as he left his room in the dead of night.

◆ Lynette
Elegance in the Shadows
◆ "Multi-Function Magic Assistant"
◆… https://t.co/kexKiB5Z8f

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A doodle about Rice-Chan wanting to brag to Urara-Chan in secret.
Looks like her Onii-Sama overheard them though...
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I can't believe they dedicated a whole show to me

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so serena hired frederick as her bodyguard to protect her from eiser. she overheard her husband talking about getting rid of someone on the phone and she assumed it was her. she guised frederick her lover to make it easier for him to stay by her side and protect her.

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sometimes when I sub, I get a walkie-talkie

don't really use them; all the chatter I hear is just stuff that doesn't concern me

but today I overheard the word "lockdown" amidst the chatter as I was teaching; co-teacher and I looked at each other

never shut a door so quickly

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Felix used to be a huge Thundercat fan until Dimitri overheard him listening to it and started playing it himself, so Felix immediately pivoted to Gorillaz. Absolute hater.

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Joyce counted and said I've got half the balls I need.

My colleague overheard and made a joke about my manhood.

Classic.

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“ i overheard some people tell you happy birthday so happy birthday!! “ WHATHTEHFJCK THANJK UU😢😢😢😭😭😢😢 https://t.co/0k5456cpje

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He overheard Nisha's and Isaac's conversation and decided to follow them (secretly) while she was touring Isaac around the North😆

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overheard at the sages island trader joe’s

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“Don't be overheard complaining... not even to yourself.”
― Marcus Aurelius

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eddie, a slow motherfucker: "you... werent translating?"
"nope. i just said i was translating so i had a plausible excuse in case anyone overheard us."
"so you... you werent... YOU WERENT TRANSLATING?!!?!?!? YOU WERE JUST SAYING ALL OF THAT TO ME?? FROM YOUR HEART?!?!?!?"

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after mizuki overheard an

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machiavelli, ascanio sforza, conversations overheard in hallways

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Overheard and the crew talking about the Book Club in the Space, mentioning “Atomic Habits” (1 of my favorite books!) - and felt it was a great time to jump back in!

Appreciate everyone there for bringing me up to speed on the project‼️

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I saw a bunch of teenagers at the gym earlier and overheard them talking about how people buy stockings and someone's piss (I'M TRAUMATIZED ABOUT THIS INFO); and then I saw one of them drink it without realizing it was a piss, and I can't stop crying until now 😭 https://t.co/ohVvtn4uTh

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gm Renga! Overheard at the Flying Circuit “…suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.”

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Shy Paul~♡(he just overheard someone complement him!!)
I wanted him to be my last post of 2022!!
Cuz I luf him~♡

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The Infernal ***

This ***** is a long-term goal we can strive towards (long-term goal is becoming the best community-led project ever).

2 types of Infernal ******** were discussed, variations will be made in the future...

Overheard at the last Council Meeting👂

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