My dyslexia read "parnets" as "parsnips" and now I can't stop laughing over Batman grieving his parsnip garden

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Sugar Maple Cookie (Parsnips bastard mother) don’t fool by her beauty and smarts, she’s an absolute horrible mother.

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❤️LIVE RIGHT NOW WITH SOME STARDEW❤️

Are you lost? Did you stumble upon my farm? Come on in for some coffee and... uh parsnips or something.

🎨: @/shysketch1

Link to stream below <3

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Love hearing on with on - throwback to last year when she pitched her roast parsnips against listener Higsy’s red cabbage

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Oh, for sure! As I get art of the others, you'll see they're largely the same. Well, Eggy and Turnip wear dresses, Honeydew is in a VERY seductive/skimpy outfit, and Parsnips often just has an apron, though he *does* have formalwear when he must make himself presentable, lol

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Haha, I was going with human standards there! 🤣

I don't have any art of Parsnips yet. He's a white furry bipedal fox-man with nine tails, if that gives you an idea.

Grilled is this man:

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In the part of the world I'm writing about currently, there's nothing formal/codified for commoners. Parsnips 'courted' Shallot by making the most delicious meals~🍲 Grilled 'courts' his lovers by showing off dat ass https://t.co/4FrOTMLhUE

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fucked up low poly parsnips

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Some Parsnips for

dont ask me why, he always makes me draw

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I thought i posted these here already?? anyway stardew is a lovely pastoral game where even the monsters are kind of cute. and also this thing lives there and has decided it wants to grow parsnips.

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NEW CLUB PARSNIPS EPISODE!

'Parsnips 34: Make Time For Lemon Curd'

Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, a Dyche mp3, B&B complaints, and Martin visits Roy.

Available NOW to subscribers on Patreon, Apple Podcasts Subscriptions and Acast+

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The world outside my back door - this is what my back yard looks like in mid-May: strawberries in pots, onions, carrots & parsnips in raised beds & tomatoes in the greenhouse.

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I'm live playing Rune Factory 5! Come watch me woo the townsmen with parsnips!

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Had Christmas dinner earlier (always Christmas Eve chez nous). The parsnips were divine. The homemade cranberry sauce was sharp but 😋😋

Lots of turkey left so looking forward to curry etc. Just have to get some prunes when shops open for my devils on horseback.

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I'm terrible at advertising the fact that I stream, so I've started drawing parsnips as an excuse to mention it. Anyway, I'll be starting my first Resident Evil playthrough in about 5 minutes if you fancy a gander. https://t.co/a7sJ8LBDmy

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just now realizing how little attacks ive made this year for artfight
(characters belong to freshparsnips, greyfrend & error_is_bae on artfight in that order; animals at end are owned by smuglemonuwu on artfight)

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