My dyslexia read "parnets" as "parsnips" and now I can't stop laughing over Batman grieving his parsnip garden

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Sugar Maple Cookie (Parsnips bastard mother) don’t fool by her beauty and smarts, she’s an absolute horrible mother.

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❤️LIVE RIGHT NOW WITH SOME STARDEW❤️

Are you lost? Did you stumble upon my farm? Come on in for some coffee and... uh parsnips or something.

🎨: @/shysketch1

Link to stream below <3

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Love hearing on with on - throwback to last year when she pitched her roast parsnips against listener Higsy’s red cabbage

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Oh, for sure! As I get art of the others, you'll see they're largely the same. Well, Eggy and Turnip wear dresses, Honeydew is in a VERY seductive/skimpy outfit, and Parsnips often just has an apron, though he *does* have formalwear when he must make himself presentable, lol

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Haha, I was going with human standards there! 🤣

I don't have any art of Parsnips yet. He's a white furry bipedal fox-man with nine tails, if that gives you an idea.

Grilled is this man:

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In the part of the world I'm writing about currently, there's nothing formal/codified for commoners. Parsnips 'courted' Shallot by making the most delicious meals~🍲 Grilled 'courts' his lovers by showing off dat ass https://t.co/4FrOTMLhUE

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fucked up low poly parsnips

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Some Parsnips for

dont ask me why, he always makes me draw

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Penelope's highly allergic to parsnips.
Zooey's lactose intolerant.
Classic Amy hates running out of strawberry frozen yogurt.
Ami HATES it when people steal her thunder.
Dimitri hates being called “doll”, and the younger rabbots hate being called by their model numbers.

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I thought i posted these here already?? anyway stardew is a lovely pastoral game where even the monsters are kind of cute. and also this thing lives there and has decided it wants to grow parsnips.

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NEW CLUB PARSNIPS EPISODE!

'Parsnips 34: Make Time For Lemon Curd'

Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, a Dyche mp3, B&B complaints, and Martin visits Roy.

Available NOW to subscribers on Patreon, Apple Podcasts Subscriptions and Acast+

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The world outside my back door - this is what my back yard looks like in mid-May: strawberries in pots, onions, carrots & parsnips in raised beds & tomatoes in the greenhouse.

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I'm live playing Rune Factory 5! Come watch me woo the townsmen with parsnips!

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Had Christmas dinner earlier (always Christmas Eve chez nous). The parsnips were divine. The homemade cranberry sauce was sharp but 😋😋

Lots of turkey left so looking forward to curry etc. Just have to get some prunes when shops open for my devils on horseback.

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I'm terrible at advertising the fact that I stream, so I've started drawing parsnips as an excuse to mention it. Anyway, I'll be starting my first Resident Evil playthrough in about 5 minutes if you fancy a gander. https://t.co/a7sJ8LBDmy

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