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Patchouli Knowledge 📖
Crime: Illegal oxygen consumption in library hours.
Sentence: Permanent house arrest between bookshelves.
#東方Projectᅠᅠᅠᅠ https://t.co/NBOITFIdfm
Hong Meiling 🐉
Crime: Sleeping on duty.
Sentence: 2 weeks suspension (no tea breaks)
#東方Projectᅠᅠᅠᅠ https://t.co/jbOQFDiqaH
Rumia 🌑
Crime: Walking at night without light permit.
Sentence: 1 year suspended.
#東方Project https://t.co/GOCcjb4DSB
Cirno 🧊
Crime: Freezing frogs repeatedly.
Sentence: 6 months in fairy reform school.
#東方Project https://t.co/J6jlTEJGil
Alice Margatroid 🎀
Crime: Unauthorized puppet use.
Sentence: 10 years (doll visitation allowed)
#東方Projectᅠᅠ https://t.co/zLzuvMOocS
Shinki 🌌
Crime: Creating a world without a divine license.
Sentence: Denied reapplication for “World Creator” permit since 1998.
#東方Project https://t.co/KYLqdhNddH
@Veevian1612 เป็นผลงานที่ได้รับความนิยมอย่างมากในเกาหลีค่ะ. นี่คือรูปที่ฉันวาดเมื่อก่อนค่ะ. (This sentence was translated using a translator, so it may be incorrect.)
Sariel ✝️
Crime: Attempted apocalypse.
Sentence: Eternity in celestial custody.
#東方Project https://t.co/M0BWeBLhHg
Yuuka Kazami 🌻
Crime: Botanical homicide.
Sentence: Life imprisonment (garden privileges revoked)
#東方Project https://t.co/OSRV5vzIKv
Elis 🩸
Crime: Bloodsucking without consent.
Sentence: 12 years in blood donor rehab.
#東方Project https://t.co/MW11bdkTNx
Marisa Kirisame ⭐
Crime: Grand theft (magic items, mushrooms)
Sentence: 7 years, suspended for good behavior.
#東方Project https://t.co/PIKwEYk0mz
REIMU HAKUREI ⛩️
Crime: Extorting “donations” through exorcism threats.
Sentence: 3 years probation.
#東方Project
@Sugacattos Wait, the last sentences kinda...but but I'm agree—I mean, ahem
@takoppuku Tho mama i think this sentence (out of context ofc) PISS ME MORE
YOURE NOT A SWITCH YOUNG MAN!!! YOU FOREVER WILL TOP BCS I SAY SO!!! 😤😤😤😤
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Tade was sentenced to punishment, but it didn't work.
Are you sure they have a point telling me that this self insert of mine is a MONKEY because of BROWN SKIN?
Please word your sentence better. https://t.co/YyoRg3qGV6
Stop! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Inked version :D
Here is when ******* says the sentence found in chapter #2 preview. Those who bought the first chapter surely knows what I'm talking about ☺️
My bad you all, i should have ended that sentence with and "XD" so we could all know it was just a joke. A bad one you say? True, still funnier that getting angry at shitpost or thinking i speack for all the men in the world.
Any way, thanks for the cloud 😚
XD https://t.co/xfXaXyKJB2