I’m going to need to reword a lot of reviews. 🤔 https://t.co/EWRbVz4LRL

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Like all sensible authorities, I've taken the decision to close the beaches. There'll be no this year but this isn't the 'fin' - the celebration of selachian suck-fests will return in 2021. In the meantime, please enjoy a whole month of reruns!

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