how do i explain to my manager that i was ten minutes late because i was shitting my guts out after eating old rice and eggs

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Im shitting myself its 1 am

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Them : you better not be shitting me rn
Me :

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sobbing crying shitting my pants hes so gorgeous

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OKAY YOU GUYS ARE GONNA THINK I'M BULLSHITTING BUT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I'M NOT.

this is the first time i've ever bought gacha chekis. i bought 10 of them. and uhhh.... HDKDBDMCHDNDJKD

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I wanna fuck, government hooker (Back up and turn around)
Stop shitting me, government hooker (Hands on the ground)

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Thank you very much for commissioning this Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH from me!!

If YOU Would like a Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH of your own, check out the replies!

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Thank you very much for commissioning this Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH from me!!

If YOU Would like a Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH of your own, check out the replies!

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[ COM ] ||

Thank you very much for commissioning this Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH from me!!

If YOU Would like a Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH of your own, check out the replies!

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Thank you very much for being my FIRST client commissioning this Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH from me!!

If YOU Would like a Sobbing Crying Shitting Myself YCH of your own, check out the replies!

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Randos getting a bit too comfortable shitting on things artists make for fun. If it aint your taste, move on or at the very least use a screenshot instead of qrting the artist directly to be an asshole. Rude as hell.

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crying and shitting cause my heart is made of flesh to pump blood through my veins and not made of dark chocolate like normal people

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SCREAMING AND CRYING AND SHITTING MY PANTS AND SOBBING AND THROWING UP AND CRYING AND-

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FF外から失礼します。
(((shitting_chair)))タグは如何でしょうか?
順序を間違ったからか、カジノテーブルの上に座っていますがwww

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these people shitting on this poor 10 yr old for tracing is so fucking stupid. you wanna see some old art?? literally all of it is traced!!! 😭 i’ll put art from this year in the replies so you guys can see how i eventually developed my own style.

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IM LITERALLY SHITTING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW THERE IS NO WAY I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH A FUCKING MUPPET RILL IM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW LILE FUMING MAD IM GENUINELY CRYING RIGHT NOW I WISH I WAS EXAGGERATING

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ALSO dropping this commission i did that had me shitting myself fr!!

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LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE COMMS I GOT FROM

I'm crying and shitting my pants they're SO Cute!!

Shusket!!!!

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Late😭 but...
Happy 22nd anniversary of Digimon Tamers

Couldn't resist drawing Gargomon and Growlmon shitting side by side

I think the two would have different kinds of poops, but they'd both lay massive cables😋

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