# newprofilepic thanksgivingeve turkeyday drunkfatandstupid

Speaking of body horror, I do miss the days of vertex painting, when all you had was ~200 polygons and a vaguely fleshy palette to render a spatchcocked lab subject, and the result was genuinely terrifying

2 27
2022-12-13

The experiment is complete. For Thanksgiving, we cooked three turkeys. Two were deep-fried. One was spatchcocked. It was agreed that spatchcocked > deep fried. But not by much.

2 11
2022-12-09

🍅I'm live and making a roast chicken dinner!

Spatchcock chicken🍗
Potatoes Romanoff 🥔
Gravy 🥣
My grandma's signature stuffing balls 🍞
Veggies 🥬

Got any cooking questions for your upcoming holiday meal? Swing by my kitchen - I'm ready to help!👩‍🍳

➡️https://t.co/ApAr04L1T0

13 35
2022-11-24

His name is Peat Spatchcock.
He's a Moon Druid and a Paleontologist.

0 6
2022-08-01

Peter "Peat" Spatchcock
my kobold druid.

He smokes grass and turns into dinosaurs.

0 0
2021-02-24

Peat Spatchcock
Kobold Druid

1 23
2021-01-24



Get Fat, Drunk and Stupid Day OR Spatchcock That Tofurkey (Tofurky) Day

https://t.co/7gPhbifA9p





is no way to go thru life ... unless your name rhymes with "rump"!

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2018-11-22