Tony fears the Darrington team….

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We discovered it at uni, me and my mate Franki.
(Prawn cocktail from the supermarket tub)
The Boursin helps keep the prawns on the cracker, and WOOF - down in one!

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When I hear accordion, I hear Edith!

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😂 FFTA = Fine for Otherwise, rip roaring barmy!

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It was catastrophically ghastly!

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He’s so sweet with her.

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All right Edith, keep hold of your ‘accordioniste’ 😉

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No, no, no. Not missed anything, just make sure you have plentry of caffeine.

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Philip could set up a table
on the Village Green and run
a Three Card Monte operation.
Apparently, there would be many takers.

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No, that must have been a week I was away.

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Even so, hopefully she’ll see she was totally unreasonable and will apologise

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