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I see you've got a thing for snakes, your majesty. How do you feel about raccoons? You'd love 'em! Such noble creatures... and bloomin' loyal too! #TimeTravelEvent #dreamgf
Hoo boy, I sure am starvin', mates. Hey, do you know what a clock does when it's hungry...? It goes back four seconds! Gehehehe! ... Heh... M-maybe I can ask this pretty lady to take me back in time so I can untell that joke... #dreamgf #TimeTravelEvent