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You can't read the #MuellerReport, but you can read the Trumpiad. It's uncensored, unfettered, and (presumably) much funnier.
New from Terra Nova / MIT Press. With drawings by the great @stevebrodner.
#Trumpiad
https://t.co/nzzXTVNoGo
@page88 Good morning. Sent a copy of my new book, the Trumpiad (Terra Nova / MIT) to Yascha and thought you might like one, too. If so, please give me or the publisher an address. https://t.co/nzzXTVNoGo
@johndickerson Sent David Plotz a copy of my new book, the Trumpiad (Terra Nova / MIT), and thought you might like one, too. If so, please give me or the publisher an address. https://t.co/nzzXTVNoGo Cheers, Evan
@emilybazelon Good morning -- sent David Plotz a copy of my new book, the Trumpiad (Terra Nova / MIT), and thought you might like one, too. If so, please give me or the publisher an address. Cheers, Evan https://t.co/nzzXTVNoGo
Many thanks to all the old and new friends who came out for the Trumpiad and more at @corneliastcafe, to our all-star lineup -- Elodie Ghedin, @stevebrodner, and Rob Schwimmer #rschwim -- and our hosts Dave Soldier, Dirk Trauner, Roald Hoffmann, and Robin Hirsch. YUGE success!
2015: G.O.P. is down on Trump.
2016: G.O.P. is down with Trump.
2017: G.O.P. goes down on Trump.
2018: G.O.P. goes down with Trump.
(trumpiad . com) (drawing by Steve Brodner)
In DeVostated schools, where coal
May fill in for Crayola,
Why fret if kids on Betsy’s path
Flunk Reading, Writing, Science, Math?
They’ll surely ace Payola. ______
(156) (trumpiad . com)
But here’s a cheerful thought—in fact,
I think it’s rather grand—
As the Body Pol he’s screwing,
Trump’s Great Dictator turn is doing
Wonders for his brand. ______
(136) (trumpiad . com)
He struts and frets the national stage
While all the world observes:
There he blows, in spate again!
He’ll make America grate again
On all the world’s nerves. ______
(119) (trumpiad . com)
Toppled are trees in whose lees
Politicos crouched and cowered;
Uprooted rocks, the muck vacating,
Bare the pallid, pullulating
Maggots of white power. ______
(101) (trumpiad . com)
Grand Old Partyers gape as each
Caparisoned champion’s mown
Down. A clown with painted mane
Gleefully reaps the hurricane
They themselves have sown. ______
(100) (trumpiad . com)
(Its whereabouts are now unknown.
Did it displease Der Führer?
Did it reveal that—shades of Gray!—
As he grew richer, day by day,
His soul grew ever poorer?) ______
(83) (trumpiad . com)
Check out the latest installment of the #Trumpiad, taking us up to the eve of the 2016 campaign: https://t.co/wFYJfJdftL