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"For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!"
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"And when that box arrives... I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!"
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"Watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god."
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"Am I not Kingdok?! I will discipline my troops as I see fit!"
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"You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery! They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!"
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"Kris I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That Is That Bad? It's Okay You Do Not Have To Answer You Would Be Wrong"
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"greetings worthless viewers. it is with unbridled excitement that i come to you to announce my thrilling television debut."
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"You're mine. If you kill me, you are still mine!"
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"The ultimate golf, where both of our lives are on the line!
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"Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in yer face."
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"May our enemies never be as happy as we are at this moment."
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"Why don't we have any beautiful dreams?"
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"They're all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one."
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"I can't remember what your name was, but that's all right." #villainsmonth
"Ooooh, this is wicked! So delightfully wicked."
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"Cover versions are nice, but nothing beats the original. Don't you think?"
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"The hands of fate have doomed this man!"
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“Don’t you just adore chaos? One little fly in the ointment, one bug in the cold cream… and the whole world will be mine!”
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"You'll pay! You scratched my beautiful face!"
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"5,000 little fingers! And they'll be mine, all mine! Practicing 24 hours a day, 365 days a year!"
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