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The Yagnoloth absolutely failed No Nut November, Yugoloths are wildin 😳

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2022-12-02

Token for the Merrenoloth. Yugoloths serving under Charon and acting as boatmen of the River Styx.

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2022-11-18

I can't keep everyone else alive if I'm dead, Yugoloths are scary pls help 😭

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2022-09-26

Cultroloths are the cruellest and most cunning of the yugoloths. In their true forms, these shapeshifting fiends resemble hunched-over kangaroos and wear shrouds of skin flensed from other creatures as a means to hide their faces.

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2022-07-11

"Romantic" words whispered into a paramour's ear during a moment of passion:

"Oh rest assured, dear mortal... In one meaning of the phrase or another, I -will- break your heart..."

*preen*

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2022-04-22

The Reliquara - homebrewed D&D monster: an undead mercenary, reanimated in the name of Pluto, god of the greedy dead! For lore and stats, subscribe at https://t.co/shqCWAJrFr

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2022-04-05

Yugoloth proverb:

It doesn't matter who wins and it doesn't even matter how you played the game as long as everyone involved suffers as much as possible!

*preen*

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2022-03-03

*STREAM OF PROFOUNDLY FILTHY AND VIOLENT YUGOLOTH PROFANITY*

*pause followed by a polite cough*

Like your tentacled pet, I too know -MANY- ways for putting someone into the dead-book. I'm presently pondering them.

*preen*

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2022-02-26

Know me mortal, a yugoloth

The vacuous desolation of my heart seeks and does not find, it only breaks, ruins, and defiles

Understand that what we would have you sup for eternity we daily drink, our throats parched and dry

We are elementals of misery, nothing less

*preen.....*

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2021-12-18

Periodic reminder of the best alignment, and the best yugoloth.

*preen*

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2021-10-16

Oh, I've been married before dear. It has ended poorly for such paramours who have sadly vanished or died particularly gruesome and absolutely mysterious deaths. *preen*

But if that -other- yugoloth, the one with the shop, happened to perish. Yes that would get a first date!

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2021-07-15

Listen mortals. Demons want to destroy and devils want to rule with an iron boot stepping on your face. Yugoloths like myself just want you to suffer, and with me it won't be an iron boot to your face, but heels in the latest fashion.

Smile as you suffer stylishly! *preen*

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2021-01-18

Whenever I decide that you mortals are worthy of it!

But consider that I'd be selling you secrets and you'd all be paying for them and having to trust that I was telling the truth. Which of course I would be. Surely. Obviously. Trust me, I'm a yugoloth. *PREEN*

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2020-08-25

There's a sublime joy I get when arguing with mortals and ending with 'Suck my dick!" and watching them wonder given what they know or not about yugoloth biology if it was or wasn't a figure of speech. Is it? Not like you'll find out. Blow me. *preen*

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2020-07-18

Amidst a climate of accusations of racism, sexism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, and every other fractional bigotry you mortals are so prone to cultivating, on behalf of the yugoloth hegemony I want to assure you that I despise all of you mortals equally. *preen*

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2020-06-22

Yugoloth rule
Don't expect me to respect you just because you're NE too.

Corollary to Rule
Don't expect me to respect you just because you're another 'loth.

Shemmy Addendum to Corollary:
Don't expect me to respect anyone but myself. *preen*

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2020-05-14

Yugoloth Rule

Always poison the wine, the cake, and your lipstick. If the people at your business meeting die because they're too trusting, or didn't take precautions, you didn't want to work with them. Plus you can loot the bodies. *preen*

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2020-04-14

As a yugoloth I'm immune to disease, but I'm doing this social distancing thing too, for the sake of my highly trained lackeys. This however leads to my meetings being mostly via projected images, while I'm sitting at home, a bit less primped than usual.

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2020-03-28

Some yugoloth evil requires the resources of entire worlds, deaths of millions, and centuries of manipulation... but sometimes it just takes a few gold pieces and some tiefling orphans with dog whistles following a lupinal around the Lower Ward. *preen*

3 12
2020-03-08

Damn.

Bravo.

I'm not even from your reality, and as a yugoloth I despise deities, but I simply must applaud you there.

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2020-02-20