Today was National Fruitcake Toss Day! Hope you tossed that old fruitcake out, regardless on his pleas and screams. OUT WITH YOU!

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The parade's starting! Turn up the volume!

Oh, him? Don't worry bout it, just a performer. I borrowed him for a bit. Yes, I'll put him back...

...After Xmas. 😉

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🐈‍⬛: *"I'm gonna send yer fuckin ass all the way to Albuquerque!"*
🐒: *"Fuck is Albuquerque at?"*
🐈‍⬛: *"Hell if I know, send me a postcard when you make it there!"*

FIGHT!!

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They say that I'm a WITCH
That I weave a spell
Well I'll be a Son of a-!
And a What a-!
WELL, lemme tell ya, brotha
I'd rather be burned as a WITCH
Than NEVER be burned at all~!

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