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I'm fucking wheezing this shit is too perfect

C-can someone lend a hand or two here? I fell on my back and can't get up

...Actually I can barely keep my own blubber from swallowing over me like this so you better start trying to roll me over, quickly >///>

"Shaun how did you get so fat?"

Me:

AAAAAAA-

PLEASE do not DM me like this oh my god .___.

Sorry I've been kinda quiet lately everyone

I sorta ate some old ladies gingerbread house and she turned me into cake

And, well, I just smelled so nice and-

Someone needs to stop @fluffderg

They're too powerful

Apparently it's National Ass Day

Marshmallow steals the spotlight a bit in that regard but Boris still has a bit of booty to go around

@hyenaddict I can confirm this works 100% of the time

You know those weight loss shows like "My 600lb life" or "Biggest Loser"

They're always so quick to be like "woah look how much weight they lost!"

What they never show you is the aftermath, where the contestant not only regains the weight, but totally shatters their old record!