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I'm fucking wheezing this shit is too perfect
C-can someone lend a hand or two here? I fell on my back and can't get up
...Actually I can barely keep my own blubber from swallowing over me like this so you better start trying to roll me over, quickly >///>
PLEASE do not DM me like this oh my god .___.
Sorry I've been kinda quiet lately everyone
I sorta ate some old ladies gingerbread house and she turned me into cake
And, well, I just smelled so nice and-
Someone needs to stop @fluffderg
They're too powerful
Apparently it's National Ass Day
Marshmallow steals the spotlight a bit in that regard but Boris still has a bit of booty to go around
@hyenaddict I can confirm this works 100% of the time
You know those weight loss shows like "My 600lb life" or "Biggest Loser"
They're always so quick to be like "woah look how much weight they lost!"
What they never show you is the aftermath, where the contestant not only regains the weight, but totally shatters their old record!