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I really wish I could snap my fat claws and have a small army of helpers show up to slowly heave me out of bed every morning
I'm too damn big and flabby it's an absolute chore. But I'm too stubborn to just be bed bound
Who wants to volunteer to at least help me sit up in bed?
@afoxsAD Does this look like the face of mercy
@AkarasOre Ain't no soft like a Shaun soft
@kefyor Someone in my group chat edited it to this and I'm mad
I'm reading a book about the "history of Google Android"
And I cannot stop laughing at this someone please help me