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We can all make up our own reasons why that big fat scotch gut is so noisy~
We all love a blimp in suspenders, but hear me out:
Sweater vests.
Here's alternate universe Surfer!Brandon, bringin' you summer vibes post-christmas.
New idea: A chippendales-style establishment but all of the staff are permaberry boys of any shape and size. They'll swell for you - for a price, of course. You can also personally juice them for a slightly steeper price.
Santafication #5 - I wonder what happens if that gauge gets into the "F" zone?
Looks like TJ chewed the gum... again. This time his clothes couldn't stand up to the raw power of all that juice~
Santafication #4 - Let's be honest, those boxers didn't stand a chance...
Kyle has a certain talent when it comes to drinking. Very versatile squirrel~
Santafication #3 - Convenient that he already had that on standby. I'd say suspicious, but this is Quentin we're talking about.