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Santafication #1 - I sure hope that pill doesn't turn Scotch into an insatiable DILF. That'd be just teeeeeeeeeerrible.
I think that we as a community do not acknowledge how cool the shiny jacket from 2005 wonka is.
Is berrification AND twerking too gratuitous? Eh, yiff's all about being gratuitous, isn't it?
Walks in the park are better looking from above. Only problem: if the belt pops, that entire outfit's gonna come undone...
Since he's a prince, you'd think this would be comeuppance for something.