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@VyletPony I'M GONNA BE A PONY FOREVER BURY ME WITH MY HOOVES.
Hence BOOP's name among its members- Bored of our Patrol. While an important part of Twilight's international outreach, nothing is going to change the fact of military life that is the middle-of-nowhere assignment.
With that many bored soldiers, shenanigans are bound to happen.
BOOP's base is located on the western border of Equestria, near Ponyville and Whitetail Wood, in a castle fortification built into the mountains. From there, they keep watch over the roads leading westward.
As it is, barely anything happens there. It is a boring-ass assignment.
It is apparently #DragonAppreciationDay, so please appreciate my dork of a dragon, Tyra. Please feed her batteries.