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@TarkeTiger @Dead_stray_bear Both at once is do-able, as demonstrated by the half-orc, half-pigman grappling duo seen here...
@__Modern_Bird__ Well, these are all kinds of awesome!
Would Bankivoide from Un Gallo Con Muchos Huevos be a suitable contender to throw into the ring? Or perhaps Bomb from Angry Birds?
@Take_Tsugu_roh I know a fella who might bearhug him, given half a chance...
Finally, here's a contender I've been wanting to doodle for ages. Inspired by real-life wrestlebloke @OfficialHacksaw, this jovial gorilla goes by the name of "Monkeywrench" Jim Simyan – and when he gets riled up, you'd better believe he knows how to put that girder to good use!
And here, as the saying goes, comes a new challenger! Drawn by me and designed with the kindly assistance of the mightily marvellous @MegaWaffle, this cool cat is Cole "The Heartbreaker" Blackford. But don't let that suave grin deceive you; he has a vicious streak a mile wide!
Splendidly, I've been able to get another joint commission with the excellent @YourGayLion – this time by top arty gent @MrKermodeBear – featuring my super-heavyweight stag, Barney "Iron Hooves" Balonki, in a proper slobberknocker with his burly gator, Rick "Sucker Punch" Sawyer!
...Eight! Nine! TEN! That's it! Bruno Bearington is out cold, and Steel retains his title as super-heavyweight champion! What a fight, ladies and gents! (Big thanks once again to Alan Stewart for drawing all of this, and to @ScretAgentBeast for creating Steel!) #BoxingGorillaDay
Showing extraordinary resilience, Steel manages to stay on his feet after that huge hit from Bruno; and, in a remarkable turn of events, he replies with an almighty uppercut of his own, sending the bear flying! (By Alan Stewart; shout-out to @ScretAgentBeast!) #BoxingGorillaDay
As round four of Steel vs Bearington begins, it's clear the ape is still off-balance from the prevous round. A clumsy haymaker is easily blocked by Bruno, and BAM! The bear responds with a hard right to the jaw! (By Alan Stewart; shout-out to @ScretAgentBeast!) #BoxingGorillaDay
Round two of Steel vs Bearington, and the ape is not letting up! Spotting a gap in the bear's defences, he unleashes a straight right, and CRUNCH! Let's hope Bruno wasn't too attached to his sense of smell... (By Alan Stewart; shout-out to @ScretAgentBeast!) #BoxingGorillaDay