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5 seconds before intractable magical itching.
Some crimes are unforgiveable. Just saying.
*preen*
[Art by Nanihoo]
@Sunder0816 Listen mortals, 6th Edition D&D does not exist and neither do any supposed children of mine. I'm not on the hook for child support or the subject of any Mommy or Daddy Dearest style tell-all biographies. All lies! Especially that Kylie is my kid! She's cool and all but not my kid
Baernaloths' preserve me, I'm going to be busy in the next year taking advantage of a ton of new mortal adventurers aren't I?
*PREEN*
#Planescape
@SkeletonHero 'loths are clearly only there for the memes, can confirm.
*preen*
Oh, you'll see this one more than a few times mortals. *preen*
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e
[Art by Nanihoo]
@doctorcomics
Was I mentioned in the Planescape-themed unearthed arcana recently? I should have been! If not, I demand answers mortal!
*preen*
Of course I haven't tweeted for several days, I've been on vacation in Gehenna, physically merging with the plane. Arcanaloth "sleep" if you will.
It's like sleep, but also like sitting on a whirlpool jet in a spa, getting a jet of misery right... I enjoyed my vacation.
*preen*
@ThatScarletMoth You've captured my fiendish majesty quite exquisitely darling. I approve!
*preen*