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King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

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Periodic reminder of the best alignment, and the best yugoloth.

*preen*

4 24
2021-10-16

100k gold pieces: A magic floor-length mirror

30 seconds of your time: Stare at your reflection and belt out Sir Mixalot's 'Baby Got Back' at full volume while shaking your booty

Priceless: Doing it at a meeting of the Sigil Advisory Council

*preen*

1 18
2021-10-01

My tieflings are what you'd get if you took the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls, put them together, dressed them in leather, gave them knives, and removed any ounce of conscience and had them murder people for you.

Hmm. Maybe I should literally do that. *preen*

1 15
2021-09-22

Style and refinement. Both of these are things that I have in spades, and you mortals often lack entirely.

And money. I have more jink than many gods. That helps with everything.

*preen*

2 11
2021-09-07

Three drinks in at the Fortune's Wheel on karaoke night and rest assured mortals, you WILL listen to me give it my all, and you WILL clap and cheer. 9th level enchantment spells will make sure of that if nothing else.

*preen*

3 20
2021-08-18

I'm not admitting to signing up Jeremo the Natterer, "Factol" of the Ring Givers, to dozens of Jelly/Nut/Summer Sausage/Chocolate of the Month Clubs.

But Oinoloth preserve, it's amazing to watch him squirm in paranoia when they arrive unasked for. *preen*

3 19
2021-08-14

How to think like Shemeshka:

No matter the situation, you're better than everyone else. If there's remotely any doubt, have them dragged out back and beaten while you sip wine at a nearby window and listen to it like a symphony composed in your name. *preen*

2 17
2021-08-08