Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

So the Oinoloth Anthraxus didn't step down when Mydianchlarus whispered some terrible secret in his ear.

What actually happened is that Mydianchlarus defeat Anthraxus is a freestyle rap battle. I should know. I was one of Mydianchlarus's backup dancers. *preen*

#Planescape #dnd

@KeetFox Oh, I'm aware of it, and it infuriates me! It's like Her Serenity wants to deprive me of such small moments of fun!

I'm not going to openly complain mind you, but statement stands.

*annoyed preen*

Portals in Sigil always have a key: a bit of iron chain, a whistled tune, or even just a happy thought. Something like that.

My favorite are those that involve kicking some berk through it with a shocked yelp.

Oinoloth preserve do I love those! *preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

Note to self: start a ludicrous pizza-gate level conspiracy theory about 'The Friendly Fiend' and seed rumors about it to the Anarchists, Sodkillers, and heck, some more zealous members of the Sons of Mercy, then sit back and giggle.

*preen*

@nlinggod Oh there's so many ways to prepare mortals if I'm so inclined to put my chefs to that task. Elves have a succulent tenderloin.

Unless you meant "eat" in a different way. If so, rest assured that you're not worthy of interacting with me in that capacity mortal. *preen*

@ignored_the @nlinggod

@Elite_the_Loth Oh, I have, and I do. *preen*

@DearAbolethy Oh, I've been married before dear. It has ended poorly for such paramours who have sadly vanished or died particularly gruesome and absolutely mysterious deaths. *preen*

But if that -other- yugoloth, the one with the shop, happened to perish. Yes that would get a first date!

Listen adventurers, no matter how many quests you undertake on my behalf, you will never have me as your "Big Titty 'Loth Girlfriend". Keep dreaming mortals.

*preen*

#dnd #dnd5e

Sheena Easton remarked in 'Strut' that "Nations go to war over women like you, it's just a form of appreciation."

Girl! You're on the right track, but take it from me, and my experience here, you're setting your sights far too low!

*preen*