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Yes Shylara, I'm calling you both old and broken. I'd call you more things, but I have public decorum to consider and I don't want you thinking that I actually care enough to give you any attention. Please continue to rot in Carceri. *GRIN*
@ignored_the At everything that matters dear. This is when if we were face to face I'd hurl wine in your face, or scatter cigarette ashes in your direction dismissively. But the Tower in Gehenna has yet to figure our of to do that through the internet via fiendish sorcery. One day. One day!
@Xaosopher @elysianechoes @TheRealShemeska Maaaaaaaybe... *narrows eyes*
@lvl14druid You my dearest have both my approval and admiration! It's hard not to be so smitten with a gorgeous image of myself! No tiefling death-squads sent for you, though I can't say the same for others failing to shower me with the fruits of their artsy labors! *preen*
#Planescape
@ChrisPerkinsDnD Oh please mortal... you mention the City of Doors and you don't mention me? You wound me. For shame.
I'm not saying that hired sodkillers or fashionable yet merciless tieflings might be making a visit, but I'll be scrying the results. *preen*
#Planescape #wotcstaff
@2ndLevelBard SIJ-il is just asking for your betters -myself the best example of said group- to rain down scorn and probably a meteor swarm and a bunch of gated in mezzoloths for some extra charm. Not that I need extra charm usually. I'm charming enough.
*sneer*
#Planescape #DnD #dnd5e
@StevenO60983318 *revolted, derisive sneer* Disgusting mortals...
Praise be to the baernaloths of The Demented, the great Father/Mothers of the yugoloths, creators of the lower planes, they who created the obyriths and ancient baatorians out of the law and chaos purged from us their chosen, perfect children. *preen*
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e
@filbypott Night hags' opinions don't matter. Come to think it, neither does yours! *GLOWER*
Bribing the Keeper of the Tower to send you your first choice of apprentice: 10k souls
Paying for her relocation to Sigil: 5k or so jink
The look on her face when she realizes you're only going to use her for menial, demeaning labor? Priceless! *cackle*
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e