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@IBananaShake @UnpleasantFrog Oh please, I wouldn't deign to dirty my claws on them. Seriously, do you think that -me- wearing gowns worth a king's ransom should be out there being summoned to challenge PCs? Of course not. Send them to Sigil to fall afoul of me by convenient accident. *preen*
Huh. It's one day until you mortals celebrate a fantasy history of kind Thanksgiving overlaid atop a reality of subsequent historical continental depopulation by disease and conquest. Baern bless me, that's right out of the Oinoloth's playbook! *preen*
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You're what for Halloween? Oh... a tiefling you say? Darling that looks nothing like a tiefling. I assumed you were going as the Grimace or some sort of purple people-eater. Go get yourself a proper Planescape tiefling costume, not that hot mess.
*laugh*
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It's Sunday on your insignificant world on the Material Plane. If you either have to work or if your favorite team loses today, rest assured it's because of grand 'loth conspiracies. We're everywhere. *cackle*
Fuck that's petty. Need to step up my game.
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@ClasslessCast @cbsa82 @npc_an @DraconickGaming @StrahdVonZ @greenleafgeek @IScreamDice @thedungeoncast @PaterVoss @ChaoticRogueEnt @Questscribe @PenOfSmiting To all of you joining in the august company of myself, congratulations for having risen above the rank and file hoi polloi of the social media masses. Consider yourselves graced by association. *preen*
@sdelcastillo @Wizards_DnD @ChrisPerkinsDnD @mikemearls @katewelchhhh @NathanBStewart @JeremyECrawford Hmm, it seems that mortals can have some positive ideas from time to time! I support the idea of letting me publish a book of beautiful lies. *preen*
Joy is purchasing the company that makes the only efficacious psoriasis cream for your "favorite" ex/ex-apprentice and then cancelling the product line. *cackle!*
Screw you Shylara the Manged. Seriously.
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Some say yugoloths are incapable of love. But look there! Look at her! She's graceful, powerful, and gorgeous. She's hot and were I in need of a public consort, she'd be perfect!
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Oh. Apparently that was just my reflection. Colcook, lower the mirror.
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So while in theory Monday is "Labor Day" or some such mortal holiday, remember that all of your pointless struggle and suffering, it all ultimately benefits the yugoloth hegemony, my razorvine-crowned cackling personage the poster-child thereof. *preen*
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