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"You don't think all these extra sweets have been going to my ass do you?"
Big ol happy birthday to @VeeHS3!
Don't go overboard on the cake, otherwise I may have to draw you a mop too lol
Vulgar horse is too vulgar
so she gets the magic fat horse beans
"I mean logically, you shouldn't burst. All excess gas should be forced to exit before anything physically ruptures, and your gastro intestinal system is shockingly elastic. How do you feel now though?"
"*BWAAOURPBUUWOURP* unngh *HUWOOURPGROoUWP* hic *BUuhWOUrPBFFRTCREEEAAaAk"
So as the story goes, my girlfriend picked up my sketchbook one day and decided to doodle a smutty pic. Seeing it made me realize I'd never really tried that myself, so this sketch was my solution to that
and then I bought my first graphics tablet and the rest is history
Before I hit 1000, lemme just give everyone here a reminder/warning of the kinds of antics we occasionally get up to around here
Vintage Burrito Burst "Cindy Splits"
Any softness or give that her gut had quickly turned into a firm tight mass that her body was vestigially attached to. Growing more red, warmer, and tighter still, a single stretch mark spanned from top to bottom, growing darker with a low creak..
"Oh.. man.. NOW Im gonna pop.."
@SkalesStash Her names Krovie 😁 Currently working on concepts for her feedee Angel girlfriend
"How's this tick gonna pop unless you make it happen big boy. Why dontcha come a lil closer😛"
"Krovie you've burst twice today. Im not mopping you up a third time"