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"Anyone seen Bridgette? She left to grab water like an hour ago."
(muffled through walls) *CRrrRRRrRK
"Wtf is that!? It sounds like the hull of a ship! Or 10,000 balloons being overfilled! Or a dumptruck parking on a frozen lake! Or a beluga practicing it's- "
*SPLOOO0OO0RSH*
I can't believe that teaser from last night is my most popular post ever
I'm can only hope for a similar reception for the final product 😅
@RapscallionVNs Mostly inflation type stuff over here, but definitely some boob love too
Sara: *catching breath* "This doesn't make sense!"
Poppy: "But was it hot?"
Sara: "...Yes."
Poppy: "Then don't worry about it ❤️"
in which Poppy hesitantly taste tests a friends chemically enhanced super soda and bwAAUrps her way through it's erotically specific consequences
Was hoping it was gonna be done by this morning 😅no dice. Quick smoke break and I'mma start writing the dialogue. This WILL be up today
You know what happens inside your body when you mix fried rice and orange soda?
You get fat and explode.
*"A new challenger has entered the arena"*
Follow for more mice n rice 😜