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This pretty much explains Brandon and Zurin's entire dynamic. Why didn't I make this sooner?
@silly_chaotic Alien heist crew! They're all gay and terrible!
@Mac_n_cheese95 If you want a fat person, Luke is available to you!
If you wanna throw Zurin and Garret or anyone else in there too, they're up for grabs as well 💕
@plumpy_bread RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE LIKE A FERAL CHIMPANZEE THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE
@JOCKBUNS Does it count as a fursona if it's a species you made up that dirty-talks you via a translation collar?
His name is Ichabod
@otherhappyplace I can't find the pic of him in his striped shirt and makeup but Marcel is a mime that behaves like a cartoon. Rubberhose limb movement, miming things that are actually solid, squash and stretch, he's a literal mute lil looney toon that eats pudding cups and I love him
@j_stocky One of those ludicrous diplomoceras ammonites that look like a trombone/paperclip