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You can only invite one weird magical frenchman over for dinner. Who are you inviting?
Ourorask - Brings fancy wine, but might start drama for fun
Edric: Sharp-tongued wit, but leaves no leftovers
Silas: Stands up for you during family arguments, but eats like a starving wolf
Listen all I'm saying is that my shifty scumbag poison type gym leader oc should absolutely give a rendition of Toxic Love from Fern Gully while his Pokemon act as backup dancers and he throws slime and muck at the trainer that challenged him.
@LilSadb97430299 Take my poison type trainer and make him gain a dadbod from all the weird experimental moonshine beer he makes in his lab please I beg of you
They're so in love oooooo you wanna support them no matter what ooooo succumb to my evil magic and watch them fall for each other after years of mutual pining
Bringing back this absolute gem @GnastyStuff doodled wherein Edric accidentally turns himself into a gobold (Speck's species)...only to find out he's actually SHORTER than his beloved pint sized wife when they're on even ground like this