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Monday Joke: What do you call three intoxicated ghosts? Three sheets to the wind! https://t.co/xtCsFpxoOu
Sunday Joke: Vegans think butchers are gross. But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer! https://t.co/N4pbaFaWVR
Thursay Joke: Just had the local ramblers society in the shop.They really do go on and on!
Monday Joke: What's a pirate's favourite kitchen utensil? A patchular!
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Monday Joke: Does your dog bite? No Grrrr...ouch!! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!! This is not my dog!
Sat Joke:My fishmonger was balancing a fillet knife on 1 finger when it slipped & went in his stomach.He was gutted
Thursday Joke:Last time I was in jail,I was heavily beaten up. I think my family takes monopoly far too seriously!