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Friday Joke:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it!
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#framing #pictureframing #amersham #beaconsfield #bucks #buckinghamshire
Wednesday Joke: I went to the Chinese restaurant & this duck came up to me with a red rose & says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''!
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#framing #pictureframing #amersham #beaconsfield #bucks #buckinghamshire
We have a new Featured Artist on our website - Ann Winder-Boyle - you HAVE to check her work out https://t.co/YAzm7deSR5
#art #artist #framing #frames #collage #illustrations #beeswax #1950's #childhood #vintage #collage #mixed-media #Brexit #humour #hand-drawn
Monday Joke: whats the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
bird flu requires tweetment, and swine flu requires oinkment!
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Looking back at some of the amazing Featured Artists we have had . . .
Gabby Harman
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#art #artist #oilpainting #acrylicpainting #portrait #landscape #frames #framing #frame #Amersham #Beaconsfield #bespokeframes #bespoke
Thursday Joke: As a scarecrow, people say I am outstanding in my field, but hay - it's in my jeans!
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Monday Joke: Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
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Tuesday Joke: My next door neighbour has a green triangular house.
My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house.
The people across from me have an orange octagonal house and Mine? a big purple one...
I live in a Quality Street
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Wednesday Joke: “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.”
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