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Monday Joke: What did the beaver say when slipped on the wet floor? Dammit! https://t.co/w7dIwYxqbP
Thursay Joke: Just had the local ramblers society in the shop.They really do go on and on!
Have you seen our Featured Artist this month? https://t.co/4BXst4tmUi @ollietuckart https://t.co/fsYDfZTMbt
Monday Joke: Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad!
Saturday Joke: Behind every girl’s selfie are approximately 48 nearly identical photos that just didn’t cut it!