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Friday Joke: A great ball of fire has just landed in my garden. I thought to myself, "Goodness gracious."
Sunday Joke: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
Saturday Joke: How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Sunday Joke: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem!
Friday Joke: I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking it's shell off, but it just made it more sluggish.
Monday Joke: What's a pirate's favourite kitchen utensil? A patchular!
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Thursday Joke: Q. What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? A. Chicken sees-a-salad!
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Monday Joke: Does your dog bite? No Grrrr...ouch!! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!! This is not my dog!