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If you live with your dad, be sure to wipe your history after reading incest porn stories. Or at least lock your computer
Anxiety wolf is shaking and sweating and crying literally 100% of the time. Please be nice to him
He's a good boy, but don't let him on the furniture unless you want goop all over everything
Team Rocket had mostly given up on their special rubber costumes that could give Rocket grunts the powers of pokemon. They just affected people's minds too much, and no one wanted to wear them.
Then they remembered that some people will pay good money to wear a pokemon suit...
I'm feeling badass and stripey, and it looks like I caught me some prey. Tell you what, get your face into my paws, and then I'll see whether you can upgrade to sucking my dick, or whether I'm gonna swallow you whole.
King Mausinger, Despot of Ding Dong Dell, and also a badass daddy with a big-ass dick (Ni No Kuni 2 fanart)
This one isn't wearing my collar, so he must be one of my castoffs. I'm guessing his name is...Blueberry