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No, I'm not a machine! I have to resist! I...I must...I have...
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Birthday present for Lodoss. I got him a tub of Rocket Raccoon! And now he is Rocket Raccoon.
Sleazy is my wolf daddy and he is showing me how to run wild and catch bunnies and stuff
When a rubber sarcophagus has a human trapped inside, it feeds off of them over a process of months or years, sustaining itself by digesting their individuality and personality, eventually spitting them out as mindless rubber jackals
I asked @synthkitty to test my new game and no joke he did this to it
Paw Gro potion, guaranteed to add a couple of shoe sizes to your stompers! Or five. Or ten.
Bluecorp makes no guarantee for how enormous your paws will become. No refunds. No antidote.
The squirrel sanctuary forest is a fun place to visit. The free squirrel food is only for kids though - adults are supposed to buy their own!
Sorry for the stink! Don't get many visitors in Hermit's Cave...or many baths! [Tyger from Ni No Kuni 2]