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#4: She-Slime. It's mildly similar to a Slime, but the feminine charm that it just oozes is too alluring to ignore. It's also noticeably more powerful, so that just makes it objectively slurperior.
#5: The Slime. It's iconic. It's simple. Most anyone can draw it, and even those who can't probably recognize it. It's the series mascot and is beloved for a goo'd reason.
@DragonQuestFM Lots of iconic recurring monsters from this one. The plant I like because of its name (and that of a recolor): Carnivine, which is the same as a Pokémon. It has a variant with one of the best names in the series, too: Venus Guytrap.
@Planet_Pkmn @DPPt_Shitpost Sigh, time to use these again
Been sitting on this for a while. Posted it in a few places, fingers crossed I don't get attacked for that punchline.
I don't know why I never considered how easy it would be for Slime earrings to exist in real life, but I just now have and I want them.
"Hey man, back up, I got a new bigass cannon and I won't hesitate to exercise my right to use it!"
"hey guys its me i have a couple of cannons here don't mind me :-)"
@nejimakipiyo Could you imagine if it was intended to be kinda dumb on purpose and the early western releases decided to play it straight, betraying the spirit of the series? That'd be ridiculous, surely.
@nejimakipiyo Dragon Quest is for adults only. All serious all the time.