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Shocking question on Slugrat Newz, well crummy rival. Could he be smoochin Leper Gnomes in Steam Tunnels? He in there a lot lately "doing story", but sources say he got well strange dry skin patches lately. Sure hope he don't got the Leprosy, that would be well embarassin.
This one of the best vacation spots on surface! Humans not know what kind of treasure they got so it well secluded an nice! Sadly water not taste like blood, but you can bring your own to sip on if you like! Spooky elves come here a lot too but they well friendly, hooray! https://t.co/vKpPHFuRAL
@Alchinme I Goblin reporter who find cave stories to entertain friends above and below ground. Lotta Goblin schemes an mischiefs to report on.
I use super reporter powers to find advance copy of awful rival paper SLUGRAT NEWZ, and am well mad. They printin awful lies that I have a farty butt smell! Not okay! I need you guys help to figure out how to deal with this VILE SLANDER. #Dnd #Goblin #SmellowJournalism
Commissions department of Bugbat News finally open, for five Human Dollars I have team of Skilled Goblin Artists make finest drawing MSPaint can produce. DM for more info, no lewds.
@Retrogirl1987 @strathven I sell goblin stories and goblin story accessories
@balladofsin @strathven Bugbat is Goblin reporter of great renown, always findin well good stories for cave and human audience.