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Bugbat Jones report live from rock eating contest. Many hungry Goblin here today, show off who have tuffest teef. Already one caught just swallowin rocks, so he out. So far Tarrar Filtheata in lead with 20,, just ahead of Flat Tooth Trub. Exciting! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #ViewTheChew
In lighter news, all present have good laugh when local Goblin slip on frog he try to crush with hammer. Witness say he miss swing and land on bum. Goblin named Garlic Jam, say he alright since he still get to eat frog. Inspirational! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #SnackAttack
Work interrupted in mine due to Cave Ogre eating all workers. Don't try to sneak past unless he already busy eating. Boss real mad about all the eaten Goblins, so hopefully it get full soon. More as story develop. #Goblin #DnD #RPG #WorksNotOgre