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President Lanky Kong has been assassinated by Principal Skinner
President Charlie Brown reportedly wants to get involved in the war between Turkey and Mexico
Crazy Hand has been elected president of the United States with Gay Luigi as the new Vice-President
Aran Ryan to become the new queen of England after Perry the Platypus's tragic passing
Tonight's the night to vote between Masahiro Sakurai & Goofy to determine the new president
Hulk Hogan has been elected president of the United States with Shantae as the new Vice-President
With Joesph Joestar as the leading Republican nominee and Mavis as the leading Democrat nominee only time will tell who will become the president
The hostilities between Vietnam leader Cinccino & Russia leader Dirty Bubble could lead to the next world war
The current presidential debate between Nakarkos and Mario Kart Bot has come down to one key issue: Health Care
President Young Link is in talks with Pakistan leader Emomali Rahmon to sanction a meeting between the two