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Xeno was able to become president through their stance on Obesity
Presidential candidate Squilliam Fancyson loves Guns and wants to make it a key part of their presidency
The presidential debate between Scott Cawthon and Spy Fox will take place But It's a Twitter Debate
Presidential candidate Uncle Al loves Water and wants to make it a key part of their presidency
Yesterday Kratos was able to beat Bad Piggy to become the new leader of The United States
President Mario Pissing reportedly wants to get involved in the war between Iraq and ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ
Dante, from the Devil May Cry series has been elected president of the United States with Cyborg as the new Vice-President
The four leading Republican nominees are Lois, Duke Nukem, Cindy Vortex, and Luke Skywalker