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"Carl, uuuuh... why do you test every Dall-E prompts you learn about with Buff Funky Kong?"
Listen, it's Pride Month, just let me have this.
Dead End: Paranormal Park releases today! In honor of this momentous occasion, I redrew the fan art I made for @hamishsteele's original Dead End short waaaay back in 2014. 🐶🕯🔦👻
@VuloLives Dang, you were right, this one WAS rather challenging to De-Garf.
Sonic Mania: 2D Sonic games are just not for me
Jak Collection: Clunky, tedious controls, insipid story & characters. Jak II was pure misery.
Yooka-Laylee: Didn’t end up what I expected and never finished. Then it ended up *free* on PC.
Mario Maker 2: This fizzled out SO fast. https://t.co/meiMgForHK
This Paternal Li'l Pterosaur says: "When life gives you a big scary egg with a glowing demonic face pattern, maybe, uh... think twice before you sit on it." 🦕🦇🥚
This Anachronistic Li’l Caretaker says: “Please, PLEASE, don’t cry Princess! You’ve seen how I turn out as a senior. I need to limit my stress levels as much as possible if I want to avoid becoming that cranky old codger!!” 🍄👶👑
"Carl, it's 3 in the morning, why on Earth are you making cookie thirst posts?"
"Because I've lost control of my life."