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"Anyone seen @FlameDrake?"
Whu duh yuh assh? He'sh busshy righh nuh.
Maw-gust is Vore Month. Time to go hunting!
https://t.co/ebS06R8WQq
Got my safari outfit all ready to go. What do you mean "where's your gun?" What the heck would I need a gun for?
Something about National Underwear Day yesterday?
New Comic
https://t.co/MQU605QPEz
You put the mouse under the cup and then you switch the cups around. This for that, that one over here, around again. Mix 'em all up. Watch closely now, follow the mouse. Are you watching? Which cup is the mouse under now?
This one? HA!
Wrong!
🎶Let's go fly a kite...
@dethbox : You know I have wings and I'm just flying. Your string isn't really doing anything.
Cavendish: Don't ruin this.
Deth: But, I like ruining things.
Commission from the incredible @Orlando_Fox
I was told not to wish @BemaniCub a happy birthday, but to pass those wishes on to @RedLaurent instead.
Happy birthday, @UncleDhurpy, you heinie-kicking old bun.