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Breaking out all the cat toys to ensure @MiloSnacc has a great birthday and with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever. Not my fault if he jumps down my throat when I point the red dot on my tongue. Happy birthday, Milo! *URP*
@scitiv Sometimes I still use a plate because I'm classy.
More often my food uses a plate to eat their dinner and get nice and stuffed for me.
@Voraciousopolis I'll swallow a flashlight for you if you didn't bring your phone for light.
Happy birthday, @DimwittedMutt
Let me whisper in your ear all my ideas for things to make your birthday one to remember.
Dinner by Candlelight
https://t.co/h5mtoHL2Zg
This is a really lovely dinner, but Cavendish, how come you don't have a plate. Aren't you eating?
Don't you worry about me. I'll eat well. You just enjoy your dinner right now.
@HyenaCrocuta Vore (pred) - Alexia and/or Malte
Over the past two years I've done the "Draw your fursona wearing only this" a few times and always with the same joke. This one with the hole seems gloriously like it would need to be on an AD account, though. https://t.co/MxxgJwXcMc