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Your existence is a problem for him and his religion - it’s Mr. Carpainter! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitch #happyhappyvillage #cult #fanart
Mr. Carpainter’s words always moooooove her - it’s the Blue Cow! #Earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitch #happyhappyvillage #cult
Happy Happy members stay for free, but for you it’ll be $50 - it’s that Wealthy Man! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitch #happyhappyvillage #cult
They’re utilizing a paint attack - it’s a Happy Happy Cultist! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitch #happyhappyvillage #cult
He noticed you didn’t pay and that’s a problem for Us - it’s an Unassuming Local Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitch #happyhappyvillage #cult
Your beliefs don’t line up, so she thinks you should be struck by lightning - it’s a Happy Happyist! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #HappyHappyVillage #cult
It suddenly burst into flames - it’s a Territorial Oak! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #peacefulrestvalley #tree
He twisted his ankle jumping off the roof - it’s Everdred! #earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #bossfight
She’s humming a tune and hunting for mushrooms - it’s that Mushroom Girl! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #peacefulrestvalley #foraging
He’s relaxing on his break right now - it’s a Bus Driver! #earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #buslife