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He always sees you walking around and he wants you to know it’s good for your health - it’s that Convertible Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #chad
He’s pretty sure there’s a mushroom on his head - it’s that I ❤️ NY Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #mushroomized
He’s all about peace, but today he chose violence - it’s a New Age Retro Hippie! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #toothbrush
He thinks there’s nothing wrong about calling your Mom when you’re homesick or running away when you’re scared - it’s that Cool Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
He’s heard a lot about a weird local guy that kidnapped a girl named Paula - it’s that Mohawk Man! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #stinkysocks
He can’t believe how low you set the bike seat, Stubby Legs - it’s the Bike Shop Punk! #earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
He has a plethora of small platitudes to share with you - it’s that Business Man! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
It’s spreading some spores and you’re starting to feel a little strange - it’s a Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
If you get lost one of her sons can help you find your way - it’s the Exit Mice! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #onett
She wants to keep the lines of communication open - it’s that Shopping Lady! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #onett